The one in which I put clichés to good use...

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes expecting baby

LOS ANGELES (REUTERS) - Movie star Tom Cruise and his fiancé, actress Katie Holmes, are expecting a baby together, a spokeswoman for the actor said on Wednesday.

I was under the impression that Tom Cruise didn't really play for the that team, swing that way, whatever you wanna call it. And I, like so many others I believe, didn't really want to see the day he reproduced.

Poor Katie Holmes, now she'll never get away.

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