The one in which coincidence steps in...

Set your iTunes to Shuffle. Use each song that comes up, in order, to answer the following questions...

Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: Nothing As It Seems (Pearl Jam)
Oddly enough, appropriate.

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door (Bob Dylan)
Now that’s reassuring.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Breaking the Girl (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Ouch.

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Somebody (Blue October)
Who? Tell me now.

Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet (Edwin McCain)
Yeah, I’ll get right on that.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: Paralyzed (Elvis Presley)
Huh, maybe?

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: I’ll Make Love to You (Boyz II Men)
Alright then. Bring it on!

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: White Trash Wedding (Dixie Chicks)
So I’ll be having them during the ceremony…?

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Easy Money (Todd Snider)
I’m gonna take that as a yes.

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: When You Get to Me (Lee Ann Womack)
I’m at you right now.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: The Letter (Shooter Jennings)
Okay, I can get behind that.

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: Hang (Matchbox 20)
A little on the dangerous side I’d think.

Question: Am I complete freak?
Answer: Desperately (Bruce Robison)
Wow. That’s just too good.